Overview

Jeremiah Stoddard is a college student from San Diego, California. He enjoys lame jokes, bad puns, and the oxford comma. He dislikes most social interaction, but especially anything of a romantic nature. Thus he has never dated and has no plans for such absurd interactions in the near future. Unless she's really really hot. But really, not even then, for he has little respect for beauty (that menacing despotic force that oppresses mankind), but reserves his esteem solely for expertise. In otherwords she's got to be really really hot and a damn good guitarist as well.

Education

Jeremiah has an Associate in Arts degree in Transfer Studies from San Diego City College. He is currently a physics student at Earl Warren College in UCSD, and is minoring in mathematics. He has a passion for (avoiding) his studies, and finds himself spending more and more of his free time engaged in plots to overthrow hollywood and replace American entertainment with Brockian Ultra-Cricket.

Computing

A Unix geek, Jeremiah spends most of his computing time either in front of Aqua or a Bash prompt. While using a GNU/Linux machine he checks his email with Pine and surfs the web with ELinks. Otherwise he uses Apple's Mail and Safari programs. His Linux distribution of choice is Arch Linux. In either case, his computers run much more smoothly and securely than your bloody Windows machine. Since he can't convince you to stop whoring yourself out to Microsoft (which company he really doesn't have anything against, by the way; he just doesn't like their products), he recommends that you at least browse the web with Firefox. Forget any security or spyware reasons; those are beside the point. Surfing the web with Firefox is just generally cooler than using Internet Explorer. And you don't want to be uncool, do you?